15 Hilarious Rules Cats Set Down in Their Households

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As all cat lovers know, the cats run the house! Once we bring a cat into our homes, it’s no longer ours. We don’t make the rules…we just obey them.

In the reddit community, there are examples of hilarious rules that house cats have set in some homes! What rules do cats set in your home?

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“If they meow in the middle of the night, I must respond immediately (or else be hit in the face with their sharp claws).” “Any accessible bread products will be destroyed (not eaten, just shredded).” “They must sit as close to my face as possible, preferably on my face. My inability to breathe is my problem.”

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“If I can see the bottom of the bowl at any space, bowl is empty and screaming will commence until it is filled.” “If you do anything to my poop box, I must immediately rechristen it.” “The spring on the bottom of the dooris your new alarm clock. All closed doors must be screamed at until they open.”

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“When out, I want in. When in, I want out. You must open the door immediately upon my calling… and then let me ponder what to do next no matter how long it takes. Doesn’t matter if the AC is on… or if bugs are flying into the house… no. You shall keep it open until I decide and continue to do so no matter how many times I want in or out.”

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