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As all cat lovers know, the cats run the house! Once we bring a cat into our homes, it’s no longer ours. We don’t make the rules…we just obey them.
In the reddit community, there are examples of hilarious rules that house cats have set in some homes! What rules do cats set in your home?
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“Quickly determine which guest hates cats the most. Sit on that lap. Bonus points if said guest is allergic.”
6.
“Once your alarm goes off, it’s cuddle time. Oh, you want to go back to sleep? Then you’ll have to do so with 11 lbs of Bogart on your chest.”
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“If they meow in the middle of the night, I must respond immediately (or else be hit in the face with their sharp claws).”
“Any accessible bread products will be destroyed (not eaten, just shredded).”
“They must sit as close to my face as possible, preferably on my face. My inability to breathe is my problem.”
8.
“Cats eat before dogs.”
“Dogs do not touch cat toys, but cats can have free reign over dog toys.”
“Cats get the spot on the bed that they want, dogs may have the leftovers.”
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“When you shut off all the lights to go to bed, that is ancient cat language for war. And therefore I will attack your legs as soon as the lights go off.”
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“When you shut off all the lights to go to bed, that is ancient cat language for war. And therefore I will attack your legs as soon as the lights go off.”
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“The mail no longer belongs on the counters. It now belongs on the floor. Also, any pen or pencil I might leave out.”
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“If I can see the bottom of the bowl at any space, bowl is empty and screaming will commence until it is filled.”
“If you do anything to my poop box, I must immediately rechristen it.”
“The spring on the bottom of the dooris your new alarm clock. All closed doors must be screamed at until they open.”
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“When out, I want in. When in, I want out. You must open the door immediately upon my calling… and then let me ponder what to do next no matter how long it takes. Doesn’t matter if the AC is on… or if bugs are flying into the house… no. You shall keep it open until I decide and continue to do so no matter how many times I want in or out.”
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"Mom tries to take a photo!!
I'm invisible - all black cats are.
Oh gosh.. think she got me....!" -.-
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